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Stories from the Station Volume 1
Below is a list of every short story posted on X from Satire Station in published order, with the date, title, and link. For now this is Volume 1. It's unknown when Volume 1 would end, but when that happens there will be a few updated sentences beneath this, before the stories and their links with any date of the edits. When Volume 1 ends, the goal is to publish them in a physical book and eBook. There could be multiple pages/"articles" for Volume 1 on this website, but those

Jay Charles, Reporter
Jul 81 min read


First time ever: Star Wars won't crack the year's 10 highest films.
Fluff? This article won't have any. Just numbers cold as Hoth. Below is a list of every live action Star Wars movie in order of release year, then 3 numbered ranks for each film, which are: Global Box Office, and 2 different categories of the domestic box office (which will be explained after the chart). After the explanation of the chart is given, a list will be provided of movies in 2026 that will have higher grosses than The Mandalorian and Grogu across the 3 different lis

Jay Charles, Reporter
May 264 min read


Bad Movies and Shows critics think are better than The Super Mario. Bros Movie (a look back).
That's definitely not a Maxim Tomato. Below is a very brief (not comprehensive by any metric) list I composed that is reflective of the Critics Score on Rotten Tomatoes as of April 2 nd , 2026 which contains shows and movies released after The Super Mario Bros. Movie (April 2023), but before The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (April 2026) which in my view, are worse than The Super Mario Bros. Movie (in my subjective opinion), and have a higher score on Rotten Tomatoes according to

Jay Charles, Reporter
Apr 22 min read


Thank you Nintendo for almost spoiling The Super Mario Galaxy Movie for me.
Good thing I didn’t see what it was. Mario had his own movie spoiled by Nintendo's official account on X. The spoiler will not be in this article, as I don’t know what it is (although I might have a guess), and wouldn’t put it in the article even if I knew. But to be fair, not a lot of people are being true Nintendo fans, because they should be thanking Nintendo (that’s right, thanking) for apparently spoiling something massive in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, so let me be th

Jay Charles, Reporter
Mar 275 min read


What makes the very best the very best?
And why do we say they’re the very best? "He was the best starpilot in the galaxy." Iconic. The prototype. The genuine article. These are words and phrases that are used to describe the very thing, the very essence of a type of character. In the real world when we think of the greatest basketball player of all time, a specific individual comes to mind. There is a name you probably associate with “the astronaut” of modern times. And in the case of chefs, for example, there mig

Jay Charles, Reporter
Mar 174 min read
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